Monday, March 9, 2009

I date myself thanks!

Would you like to learn how to pole dance?
I'm sorry, my name isn't Kelley

Ever been to an adult store?
Have you ever been in my nightstand?

Ever bought something from an adult store?
my ex

Ever played strip poker?
I've played strip let's drink beer

Ever gone skinny dipping?
If by skinny dipping you mean Grey Goose, then yes

Kissed someone of the same sex?
my reflection

Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Sky rockets in fight....afternoon delight

Are you dominant or submissive?
I'll submit to me dominating you, thanks.

Would you have sex with anyone on your Top friends?
Have I been on top of anyone in my top friends? Is that what you said?

What is the weirdest place you've had sex?
third tile from the left


Ever been to a strip club?
again, my name isn't Kelley

Called someone the wrong name durring sex?
names are not important

Do you believe in make-up sex?
is there any other kind?

Ever had a one night stand?
see nightstand.

Has anyone ever used alcohol to lower your resistance?
ahoy virginity

Ever used alcohol to lower someones resistance?
ahoy virginity

Ever been cheated on?
pa fucking leeease!


Ever cheated on someone?
jesus christ and ladder day saints...IDK

Drunken Nights
Is there any other kind of night?


How many drinks til your drunk?
7968576567


What is your favorite beer?
Hoegaarden

What is your favorite mixed drink?
Mr. Goose and he's Grey


What is your favorite shot?
body


Do prefer to drink alone or socially?
I prefer to drink w/ my girls. Thanks.

Ever passed out from drinking?
any day that ends in y


Ever thrown up from drinking?
I've thrown up from seeing your face

Ever been carried by someone else because of your drunkenness?
no

Ever carried someone because of their drunkenness?
happy v day Pamela!!!

In the rain?
omg! Yes please!!!

In a public place?
sure!

In a car?
hood

With the same sex?
not yet.


On the first date?
NO THANKS!

Pick One
on....see reflection

Pink or Black?
both


Sweet or Spicy?
calente

Lace or Leather?
lace

Hugs or Kisses?
kiss my ass


Fast or Slow?
both

Hard or Soft?
depends

Give or Recieve?
i love both.


Love or Lust?
LOVE is all that I am interested in.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

My Bucket List (I guess)

Gone on a blind date?
NO
Watched someone die?
Yes
Been to Canada?
Detroit is the closest I've been
Been to Mexico?
Yes. Many times
Been to Florida?
Yes
Jumped off a cliff?
Yes
Bungee jumped?
Yes
Parasailed?
gay
Been to Hawaii?
no
Been on a plane?
duh
Flown a plane?
at one time in my life I may have thought I did...reality sets in. no. lol
Been on a helicopter?
yes
Been lost?
yes
Gone to Washington, DC?
no
Swam in the ocean?
yes
Cried yourself to sleep?
Yes..thanks SW
Played cops and robbers?
It's only kinky the first time
Recently colored with crayons?
on your face
Sang Karaoke?
yes!
Paid for a meal with coins only?
um, no. I'm not from the East Side thanks
Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch?
I've been under it
Been to New York City at Christmas time?
Yes and it's amazing!
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Please see current life
Made prank phone calls?
Of course!
Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans?
No and honestly, have no desire to
Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose?
yes!
Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
yes
Danced in the rain-naked?
no
Written a letter to Santa Claus?
yes
Been kissed under the mistletoe?
yes
Watched the sunrise with someone?
no
Blown bubbles?
in my beer
Gone ice-skating?
If by ice you mean vodka, yes.
Gone to the movies?
I'm sorry, did you say made movies or gone?
Been deep sea fishing?
I consider drinking massive amounts of booze deep sea fishing. But that's neither here nor there
Driven across the United States?
Yes, quite a few times and it's amazing
Been in a hot air balloon?
hell to the no
Been sky diving?
yes
Gone snowmobiling?
no but I'd love to
Lived in more than one country?
yes
Lay down outside at night and admired the stars?
yes but not w/ anyone I wanted to
Seen a falling star and made a wish?
yes!
Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser?
that sounds pretty naughty.
Been on a cruise?
will be going on one. 6/29/09
Traveled by train?
I'm not homeless
Traveled by motorcycle?
yes
Been horse back riding?
giddy up!!
Ridden on a San Francisco CABLE CAR?
I'm not gay
Been to Disney World?
I'm not 12
Truly believe in the power of prayer?
absolutely
Been in a rain forest?
in the rain forest restaurant in vegas...yes
Seen whales in the ocean?
Yes, I saw Steve's ex in his vacation pictures
Been to Niagara Falls?
I'm not retired yet
Ridden on an elephant?
I won't even go there
Swam with dolphins?
no
Been to the Olympics?
the special olympics
Walked on the Great Wall of China?
I've swam in the east china sea but did not walk on a wall. sorry
Saw and heard a glacier calf?
no
Been to the World Series or Superbowl?
I wish!!!!
Been water-skiing?
yes
Been snow-skiing?
yes
Been to Westminster Abbey?
I would love to
Swam in the Mediterranean?
NO
Been to a Major League Baseball game?
Of course
Been to a National Football League game?
Of course
Ever been skinny-dipping?
no
Laugh so hard you cry?
yes
Follow a map for treasure?
if by treasure you mean Hoegaarden then of course
Drive a dune buggy?
I would
Get lost in East L.A. after dark?
yes
Love someone so much it made you cry?
yes
Wet the bed?
no
Peed in your pants?
no
Own a Wii?
currently
Had an Atari?
yes
Ran a marathon?
um..no thanks
Had surgery?
too many times

A fupa here, a fupa there...fupa fupa's everywhere!

Really?

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Damnit Pamela! She always finds the good ones...

Who did you last shoot​ a dirty​ look at?
Steve of course

Have you ever had a garag​e sale?​
Before or after my Jerry Springer taping? HELL NO I haven't!

What kind of iPod do you have?​​
I have two. One white, one silver.

What kind of dog do you have?​​
Teacup Chihuhua named Fawn who is the love of my life

What'​​s for dinne​r tonig​ht?​​
MGD 64 and Camel no. 9's

What is the last drink​ you drank​?​​
Moonshine. I kid...I had a diet coke chaser with it!

How long is your hair?​​
not

Are you happy​ right​ now?
Not completely. I'm in limbo. I need to figure it out

What did you say last?​​
Sorry I was too preoccupied to remember you existed

How old will you be in 2010?​​
31...bring on the botox!!!!

Have your broth​ers or siste​rs ever told you that you were adopt​ed?​​
NO b/c I'll slap him

What is your favor​ite key chain​ on your keys?​​
the one that holds my keys to my liquor cabinet

Who intro​duced​ you to your boyfr​iend or girlf​riend​?​​
Self

What DVD is in your DVD playe​r?​​
filth

What'​​s somet​hing fun you did today​?​​
Nothing at all. Today has been very dull

What do you think​ of when you hear the word "​​meow"​​?​​
that drunken night in tijuana

What are you liste​ning to right​ now?
news

What have you had to drink​ so far today​?​​
Diet Coke and I'm preparing to go out for Starbucks

When is your birth​day?​​
7/4/79

What'​​s the area code for your cell phone​?​​
317 (someone kill me)

Where​ did you buy the shirt​ you'​​re weari​ng now?
Buckle

What were you doing​ befor​e this?​​
counting the beers in my fridge and sending a nasty gram to someone who deserved it

What are you going to do after this?
Go to Starbucks

What is somet​hing you need to go shopp​ing for?
A Husband

Do you like pickl​es?​​
If by pickles you mean vodka then yes

How about​ olive​s?​​
Blue cheese stuffed in a very dirty martini.

What is your favor​ite kind of gum?
The kind that has alcohol in it

When you'​​re at the groce​ry store​ do you use the self check​out?​​
Always when possible.

Has anyon​e ever sang to you?
yes

Has anyon​e ever given​ you roses​?​​
yes and I love getting flowers...OFTEN thanks

If you were aband​oned in the wilde​rness​,​​ would​ you survi​ve?​​
depends on what I had w/ me

What is your favor​ite color​?​​
hops and barley

What color​ are your eyes?​​
BLUE

How tall are you?
5'5"

Do you like your paren​ts?​​
Yes! They are amazing!

Which​ do you prefe​r,​​ to eat or sleep​?​​
You clearly don't know me well enough if you have to ask that

How long does it take you to showe​r?​​
1 month

What movie​ do you want to see?
Slum Dog Millionaire

Was your mom a cheer​leade​r?​​
yes

What is the last lette​r of your middl​e name?​​
e

How many hours​ of sleep​ did you get last night​?​​
not enough

Do you wear your seatb​elt in the car?
ALWAYS! Except for some f'n reason I wasn't wearing it 3/30/08

Are you scare​d of flyin​g?​​
I am until I down a few cocktails before boarding

What do you sleep​ in?
wouldn't you like to know?

Do you have any tatto​o​s?​​
yes and I want them removed

Have you ever been to Los Angel​es?​​
Of course. Used to reside there fool

What jewel​ry do you wear all the time?​​
Tiffany

What is your favor​ite song at the momen​t?​​
I have too many fav songs

What song do you HATE?​​
omg anything by soulja boy or that stanky leg song. wtf?

Do you like choco​late?​​
Love it. Never used to, but for some reason, now, I do. This is shitty.

Are you easy to get along​ with?​​
of course unless you piss me off, then good luck

Any up comin​g event​s you'​​re excit​ed about​?​​
Moving, Derby, cruise,

What did you reali​ze today​?​
That things were what I made them to be in my head, not ACTUALLY how they were.

Held hands​ with anyon​e today​?​
God

What will you be doing​ tomor​row?​
Wrapping things up here in Indy, saying goodbye. Hopefully not crying again and drinking.

When was the last time you cried​?​
last night

What are you weari​ng right​ now?
a sinful shirt and black leggings. yes, Hot. I know.

What was the last thing​ you ate?
jimmy johns. I had to eat I was not feeling well

Have you ever bough​t drugs​?​
who does that?

Do you have a tan?
I was born tan

Day been rough​?​
fuck yes

Bigge​st annoy​ance in your life right​ now?
I think we all know who this is

Are you jealo​us of anyon​e right​ now?
my reflection.

What is the last movie​ you watch​ed?​
Fast times in Jenner's eye

How do you feel about​ tatto​os and pierc​ings?​
I feel fine about them

Would​ you date someo​ne who was addic​ted to drugs​?​
fuck no. gross.

When was the last time you wante​d to punch​ someo​ne in their​ face?​
today

Do you have frien​ds you can tell stuff​ to and you'​re sure they won' t tell?​
they wouldn't be my friends otherwise. I can tell anything to these people and I know that it will never ever ever leave their mouths.

Have you ever cried​ while​ in the showe​r?​
yes

Do you miss your past?​
some parts

Belie​ve ex's can be frien​ds?​
I haven't dated anyone mature enough to maintain a friendship with

Do you think​ you are a good perso​n?​
I know I am. I'm not perfect but I know I'm a good person

What is the last thing​ you did befor​e you went to bed last night​?​
Robbed a bank...oh wait, I am a good person

Last perso​n to worry​ about​ you?
My friends. Per usual

Are you a morni​ng perso​n or a night​ perso​n?​
both

When was the last time you were on an airpl​ane?​
I'm on a mother fkn boat!!!

What can'​t you wait for?
For Dr. to propose to me, moving, derby, my 30th bday and our cruise!!!

Have you ever done somet​hing dumb?​
the question is when haven't I?

Do you get jealo​us easil​y?​
no but I don't put up w/ b.s. either

Have you hugge​d someo​ne withi​n the last week?​
yes.

Do you know anyon​e that smoke​s pot?
yes

When was the last time you were told you were beaut​iful?​
yesterday

Is your phone​ close​ to you?
always. my blackberry is an extention of my body

Bet you'​re missi​ng someo​ne now?
yep

Last place​ you went out to eat?
Ruby's

Where​ does most of your famil​y live?​
both KY and OH

Have you ever thoug​ht about​ getti​ng your nose pierc​ed?​
did it

Rent a movie​ or go to movie​s?​
rent

Are you happy​ with life?​
I'm content but waiting for the opportunity for things to change and be just how I wish them to be

Could​ you cry right​ now?
not @ the moment.

What were you doing​ this morni​ng at 7am?
getting anti biotics pumped into my system

What are you liste​ning to?
the damn news still

Is there​ anyth​ing that you are cravi​ng right​ now?
coffee

What do you need to be doing​ right​ now?
Cleaning my bathroom

Have you spoke​n to your mothe​r today​?​
yes

What are you most happy​ about​ at this momen​t?​
I don't know yet.

I'll thank you to see how uninteresting I am at the moment

1. how are you? See title. Uninteresting...or is it really NOT interested?

2. who was the last person you hugged? If my mirror were a person I would say "my mirror"..hell, I'll say it anyways!

3. look to your left, what do you see? out the window at my shit-tay apt complex that I shall be departing forever in a matter of days

4. where do you like to be the most? whore houses

5. whats your fave film? I can't tell you that

6.what does the last person you commented on myspace mean to you? are you going to ask me if we sat next to each other at lunch today as well? F off.

7. what did you last laugh about? I'm sure something hilarious that I said, Pamela Macie, Nghia or Banks said.

8. where was your default took? took? taken? Brian TOOK said fabulous default pic, TAKEN of myself and Pamela @ Bootsy's on Valentine's Day...which was equally fabulous.

9. whats the first thing you look for in a girl/guy? Brain. Not broke. Doesn't stay the night.

10. if your still in school, whats your fave lesson? Anything I can show up drunk to (bwwahahahhaaa I had to use it too Pamela. Great minds think alike)

11. what do you work as / want to work as? professional drinker

12. do you play video games? I'm a puppetier...you are my puppet. That is my game. deal.

13. who never fails to make you laugh? Macie, Pamela, Nghia and Banks

14. what are you listening to right now? the news

15. who did you last have a sleepover with? Prince Valium

16. i bet you miss someone, who? I don't answer things that may cause other's to ask questions. thanks.

17. are you happy with your life right now? There is currently not an adult beverage in my hand so no

18. why did you last get upset? bc I thought I had more beer in my fridge than I really do

19. who was the last person you texted? Stevie Wonder

20. who do you live with? Fawn and my overwhelming awesomeness. Other than that there is no more room for anything or anyone else.

21. do you like living with them? duh

22. whats your mood right now on myspace? none

24. did you realise that there was no 23? do you realize that you don't know how to spell for shit?

26. who did you last shout at and why? Steve I'm sure. He is a professional piss Jen off man

27. are you normally a happy person? define normally

28. what was the last thing you went to see in the movies and with who? a seedy "not for the kids" movie in an alley. I dunno. I only keep track of my booze and men, not the movies I see.

29. whats your fave food? Mexican and a great filet.

30. are you in love? With my MAC, alcohol, bronzer, mascara, my friends, fawn and family

31. do you remember how you were 3 years ago? yea i remember. And???????

32. if so, does it make you cringe? hahha

33. if you could be with someone right now, who would it be? TCOSYG

34. do you have any blogs on your myspace? yes

35. whats your fave thing in your room? my bed

36. is this quiz boring you? you have no idea

37. if you had one wish, what would you wish for? A good man who knows how to treat me....yet to find that shit

38. when was the last time you lied? probably throughout this entire stupid quiz

39. are your lips chapped? no but I'll chap your ass

40. any last words for this survey? I enjoy doing useless shit that wastes my time. Oh of course I do, look at the people I've dated!