I date myself thanks!

Would you like to learn how to pole dance?
I'm sorry, my name isn't Kelley

Ever been to an adult store?
Have you ever been in my nightstand?

Ever bought something from an adult store?
my ex

Ever played strip poker?
I've played strip let's drink beer

Ever gone skinny dipping?
If by skinny dipping you mean Grey Goose, then yes

Kissed someone of the same sex?
my reflection

Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Sky rockets in fight....afternoon delight

Are you dominant or submissive?
I'll submit to me dominating you, thanks.

Would you have sex with anyone on your Top friends?
Have I been on top of anyone in my top friends? Is that what you said?

What is the weirdest place you've had sex?
third tile from the left


Ever been to a strip club?
again, my name isn't Kelley

Called someone the wrong name durring sex?
names are not important

Do you believe in make-up sex?
is there any other kind?

Ever had a one night stand?
see nightstand.

Has anyone ever used alcohol to lower your resistance?
ahoy virginity

Ever used alcohol to lower someones resistance?
ahoy virginity

Ever been cheated on?
pa fucking leeease!


Ever cheated on someone?
jesus christ and ladder day saints...IDK

Drunken Nights
Is there any other kind of night?


How many drinks til your drunk?
7968576567


What is your favorite beer?
Hoegaarden

What is your favorite mixed drink?
Mr. Goose and he's Grey


What is your favorite shot?
body


Do prefer to drink alone or socially?
I prefer to drink w/ my girls. Thanks.

Ever passed out from drinking?
any day that ends in y


Ever thrown up from drinking?
I've thrown up from seeing your face

Ever been carried by someone else because of your drunkenness?
no

Ever carried someone because of their drunkenness?
happy v day Pamela!!!

In the rain?
omg! Yes please!!!

In a public place?
sure!

In a car?
hood

With the same sex?
not yet.


On the first date?
NO THANKS!

Pick One
on....see reflection

Pink or Black?
both


Sweet or Spicy?
calente

Lace or Leather?
lace

Hugs or Kisses?
kiss my ass


Fast or Slow?
both

Hard or Soft?
depends

Give or Recieve?
i love both.


Love or Lust?
LOVE is all that I am interested in.